Friday, June 09, 2006

Rubber Toilet Anyone?

The Halfbakery always raises a laugh, and today I stumbled across the fantastic suggestion for a Rubber Toilet. Should save countless injuries of rugby-club members who get very drunk on an evening out, pass out in the loo and hit their heads on the porcelain. The RFU should make it mandatory that all Club Houses have them!

Actually, it wasn't just the concept which tickled my elbow, but also user 2 Fries Shy of A Happy Meal's wonderful parody of Billy Joel's "It's Still Rock & Roll To Me", verse two:

"What's the matter with the can I'm priving?
Can't you smell that it's out of style?
Should I get a set of white wall toilets?
Are you gonna crap the miracle pile?
Nowadays you can't be too experimental.
Your bounce back poo's gettin you excremental.
Hot stunk, cool dunk, even unflushed old chunk
It's still just a bowl to me. "

Priceless!

1 comment:

litlove said...

It's not often that I'm lost for words, but y'know on this occasion I don't know how to compliment you on this post... Very funny though.